Newport Pagnellshire Adult Social Care Majestum proudly announces the launch of its exciting, award winning projectum, O. On the 3rd September all 566 of our newly appointed Os will unveil this groundbreaking encapsulation in Committee Room 5 and we cordially invite you to attend.
This one day O celebration starts at 9.30 with a congratulatory brunch hosted by Dame Vera Windsheeter. Kippers are the order of the day and each O will mingle over festivities and distribute the concordatium’s rather fetching kipper ties.
Our keynote speaker will be Professor Kurt O’Oo and he’ll be delivering his learned thoughts on “O and the Hippopotamus’s Leadership”. It will be an interactive lecture and although hard hats will be provided, you are requested to bring your own overalls.
The themed lunch, ” A smorgasbord of O” will be hand prepared by celebrity chef, Chantelle Coulis. For the vegans, please bring your own dry biscuits.
The afternoon session will be delivered by Dr Morticia Mort and will focus on the outstanding contribution to O made by Bernard Cribbens. Although he is not dead yet, we believe Mr Cribbens has left a fine legacy that we wish to honour in the post lunch galleriana. Delegates will be asked to pin a tail on Bernard Cribbens whilst chanting their unique contributions to the O pantheon. Tambourines will be included in the registration fee.
The concordatistic fabulosum will conclude with a selection of workshop streams, each exploring the historical context of O, coupled with a journey into an O future of discovery and viralism.
To book a place on this twice in a lifetime event, please enclose a postal order for £2000.67p and take your first steps in the revolution that is O.
See you there.
O ver and out.
For those who think I’ve taken leave of my senses with this post, here is the link to the Storify about the latest NHS initiative, Q – https://storify.com/HealthFdn/the-q-initiative
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